Kaiju - I wonder why people complain about kaiju being ugly, it fits with kp’s otherworldly but worldly theme with its colors and appearance
Carneline - Red kaiju??1?1?2??2?2!2!2?2?2!2
Panther - Panther fans are basically equivalent to jammer or slime pup fans, they only like it cause it’s “better” then other goos in some way, jammer fans only like it cause it has funny rainbow colors and music, and slime pup fans only like it cause it’s cute and is unique from other goos, panther fans like it because it’s an emo furry who’s not like other girls and hates slime pups, oh and it’s pretty much the best blackout goo in the game
Catte - I can’t tell if it’s overrated or underrated, but most people only play it for the bucket flip, people only know it because of buck not gonna lie, it’s another hazzy if it doesn’t have the bucket
Fed - Ah yes, government protection that is disgustingly underrated, if I have to be honest, I prefer fed over the other clothing goos, I don’t like jammer fans or nightshade fans, Shade fans basically don’t exist because the funny outline furries exist
Feizao - Would feizao be considered a loli/shota? I also always thought feizao were the more mature ones, considering how fashui seems like a bratty little sibling, a feizao was also my first kp oc, which was mr soap, I kinda like this more then fashui, but the soap dinos fit in more with kps theme
Figs - Lemme just say, I’ve just become so sick and tired of people calling it a moth, bee, butterfly or something that I would happily cuss someone out on fandom for it, THOSE ARE NOT BUTTERFLY WINGS FOR SURE, AND DEFINITELY NOT MOTH WINGS, they look like dragonfly wings for sure, they don’t really look like a wasps wings to me, but outside of everything, I really like figs
Ghost fox - If I have to be honest, I haven’t really seen many ghost fox players, they don’t seem too bad, aside from some people, it’s pretty underrated and it doesn’t have the worst design, I feel pretty neutral on it
Hazzy - I like hazzy, and I randomly thought it was red because of the suit fusing with the humans internal muscles or blood, and it became red, ive seen a few hazzy players, but I’m pretty sure the most times I see them, it’s because someone infected a 34 kill streak hazmat suit wearing guy
Lang - I never really had a liking or hatred for Lang, if anything, I would like to play around with its ability, a lang cult sounds quite powerful considering how it’s ability stacks, I feel as if it should be shared with toxic rabbit also when it comes to ability
Lemon shork - Lemon shork too never really had a special place for me, it’s ability is somewhat unique but it’s usually useless, it gives me changed vibes, I wonder why shorks don’t like lemons also
Mochi - I wonder why this goo was actually named mochi when the scientists named it in a lore standpoint, nor do I wonder why calling it the poop monster is funny, I haven’t really seen many mochi players also, and I’m convinced it’s not a bat, but a deer dragon
Plantix - I’m curious on what plantix is based off of, a grasshopper? A beetle? A bee? Wait, not a beetle, beetles have an elytra, which it does not, I also wonder how it is considered a sibling to figs, maybe it’s cause they have similar compositions to eachother? Or do gootraxians have dna? Or, hell, blood? Other then those thoughts, I don’t like plantix as much as figs since it’s ability is usually useless unless your fighting near the tree
Protogen - Ok on the parts that I haven’t see many people play as a gootraxian, I probably haven’t played kp for a while, but let me voice my opinion on the protogen: I’m not sure if blaxor is gonna get sued for making a closed species exist in his game, but from what I’ve heard, these are basically NFTS but they look better, I’m pretty neutral on protogens other then that blaxor may get sued or harassed
Shade - They’re a standard vanity gootraxian, they’re useless, cool, and have less picky fans then jammer or nightshade, they’re basically just nightshade’s forgotten cousin at the dinner table or a background character, I’m pretty neutral on them
Shork - Kp is pretty obviously based on changed, I mean, the genre is furry transformation, plus, the sharks look so similar it looks like kp is desperately trying not to get copyrighted again, actually, why aren’t any of these infection game creators asking permission from dragonsnow? Anyways, I’ve usually only played shork out of desperation, and I’ve never had that many good experiences playing as it, so I don’t dislike it, I just don’t like playing as it
I’ll finish this later